Laughter

With all the stress in life, for the young and the old, the only medicine that can reduce stress level and prevent any diseases due to stress, is laughter. Laughing has been scientifically proven as a cure for stress and worries. It helps to create positive thoughts in people. There is a saying which goes, ‘To laugh is not a chance but a choice’. Besides, laughing is also said to be contagious. In my opinion, people who can make other people laugh are truly gifted. I have met a few people with this characteristic and I would say that they are really one of a kind. They are able to crack jokes at the nick of time. I have heard many jokes from my friends and below are some of them (have fun reading):


1. Mike: “How much is my mobile bill?”
Call centre girl: “Sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status”
Mike: “Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.”


2. After finishing MBBS John started his practice. He checked 1st patient's eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said:
"Torch is okay"


3. Friend 1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Friend 2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.


4. Mani in airplane going to Bombay. While landing he shouted, "Bombay... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Mani: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"


5. Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Student: "All were born on government holidays!!!”

6. Teacher: “Which is the oldest animal in world?”
Student: ” ZEBRA”
Teacher: ”How?”
Student: ”Because it is Black & White”


7. Judge: ”Don't you have shame? It is the 3rd time you are coming to court.”
Defendent to judge: ”You are coming daily, don't you have shame?”


8. Question: "Should women have children after 35?"
A smart person replied: "No! 35 children are more than enough!!"

Posted by: A.Padmassini A/P V.Anand