Marriages

Marriages are said to be made in heaven. However, nowadays, marriages do not even last for a year or recently, some marriages only lasted for 24 hours. Why is this happening? Well, I would say that the fault usually lies in both the parties. Before marriage, people are lovey dovey couples, but after marriage they start finding faults with each other and when they are unable to tolerate each other, they opt for divorce. Below are some jokes on married couples that are also fruit for thought:



* They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's


true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the


bank.






* Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,


artist in home & devil in bed.


But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home &


economist in Bed.






* Q: Why do women live longer than men?


A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill


does!






* Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r


beautiful, I luv u.


After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my


headache, one day I'll kill u.






* Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant


with friends.


You order what you want, and then when you see what the


other person has, you wish you had ordered that.






* Man: Is there any way for long life?


Dr : married.


Man: Will it help?


Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.






* Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?


It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands


before the fight begins!






* Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?


Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Posted by: A.Padmassini A/P V.Anand